Can I get some good excuses or insults from you?

Question

I like excuses and insults. You can give me one or both.

Answer 1

i would give you both, but you're so stupid...

Answer 2

You're ugly & your Momma dresses you funny.

You were such an ugly baby, they tied a pork cop around your neck so the dogs would play with you.

You were such an ugly baby your momma stood you up in the corner & fed you with a sling-shot.

You were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your momma.

You're so ugly you have to sneak up to the faucet to get a drink of water.

Answer 3

http://www.excuselist.com/general.htm
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