man laying in hospital bed with 60%burns the doctor says to nurse''give him 2 viagra pills''the nurse says''will that help him?''the dr says''yes it will keep the sheets off his legs''
i am in hospital at the moment i ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was a pickled onion the dr says i should be out by the spring
2007-02-22 06:03:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones. lol
2007-02-22 06:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by aj121994 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. And I get 2 points for saying this
2007-02-22 12:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by englands_charm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid doctor... he could have asked the nurse to unbutton her blouse... waste of precious pills!!
2007-02-22 06:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and cute.. way to go!!! 10/10 and a star
2007-02-22 06:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 brilliant joke! id like to her more of your jokes
2007-02-22 06:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by drummerkid1993 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard em both before but still good.
a doth of the cap for you sir.
2007-02-22 06:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good 10/10
2007-02-22 07:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... cant wait to see you bloom... hahaha
good ones... thanx for the laugh
2007-02-22 06:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one plus eating flowers or anything eating chicken bones can make you die
2007-02-22 06:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-02-24 13:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I hadn't.
2007-02-22 07:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋