Answer:
None. They will never admit they are in the dark.
2007-02-22 05:59:25 · 17 answers · asked by ~ Lillie ~ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
2007-02-22 06:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Religious fanatics don't screw in light bulbs. They're too busy protesting funerals, blowing up buildings, condemning everybody, proselytizing and preparing the world for (the supposed) 'Judgement Day' by inviting, perpetuating and initiating conflicts throughout the world. You didn't know?
2007-02-22 06:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Silly lillie why are you on the floor looking like a lost puppy? go screw in your lightbulb so you can see how dumb you look on the floor. Now thats funny! ha ha ha.
2007-02-22 06:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
WRONG! The answer is three:
one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to make sure God is there to help them.
2007-02-22 06:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Hi 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
HEY! Youre not supposed to put the answer. I was going to say two. One to screw it in, and one to scold the other for screwing before they were married.
2007-02-22 06:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by Henry ♫ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The joke I hope to remember. Your avatar made me blush and I hope to forget it.
2007-02-22 06:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think your hot! Keep up the good looks!
2007-02-22 06:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by I love America♥♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
All of them and then God will need to help too.
2007-02-22 06:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Santa Barbara 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Git- R- Done !!!!! Great answer to your own quest !!!!
2007-02-22 08:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok not bad.
2007-02-22 06:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋