2007-02-22 05:57:56 · 15 answers · asked by Rio C 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's the What Should I do Retard.
2007-02-22 06:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by liberpez 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When?That is going to be a very long wait and I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.But I would think that even if it were some how possible that he came back today or tomorrow or next year he wouldn't know a thing about computers since he lived in a time where the biggest scientific accomplishments were sun dials and crude concrete.
2007-02-22 14:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a guy named Jesus, he lives in my friends closet, or at least he used to before he got addicted to alcohol, now he's a bum, I'm pretty sure he'll never post on yahoo answers, he doesn't have internet.
2007-02-22 14:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this will surprise everyone, but dead people don't come back despite Stephen King stories to the contrary.
2007-02-22 14:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, yeah, why not? I dont believe in jesus, so I guess for those that do, they can add that to the fantasy if they like..
2007-02-22 14:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If He could get an English translator.
2007-02-22 14:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He does -- through the Catholics in good standing with the Church.
2007-02-22 14:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would probably tell everyone stop arguing and start living! Enjoy life!
2007-02-22 14:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by daisy322_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so
Too much blood shed in here
2007-02-22 14:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he will. he is right now! god is omnipresent! he lives in every soul!and he lives in mine definetely too
1 so is i am answering, so is he!
2007-02-22 14:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must be back. I saw him here earlier.
2007-02-22 14:01:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋