my psychiatrist is the mad one?

Question

Everything my shrink tells me is crap. None of it makes any sense. I asked her what manic depression is. She said, "You mean maniac depression?" I swear she's the dumbest lady on the planet. She thinks a nervous breakdown involves a car. She thinks bi-polar is a bear that likes both genders. Once she diagnosed a strep throat patient of having a depressed tongue. I'd bet her a hundred pounds she doesn't know what a compulsive gambler is. The lady has no clue. All she can do is accuse me of some stupid mental disorder that I don't even have

So do I sound mad to you ?????

Answer 1

Your shrink needs a shrink!!!

Answer 2

You only think she is saying these things because your mind is occupied with other things........perhaps you do have a mental health problem and are in denial. Hard thing to have to accept. However given the fact that 1 in 4 of us will be afflicated with a mental issues sometime in our own lifetime you are not unique and ought to encompass the help provided. This does not mean that you have to lose your identity but it does mean that you should trust those who are more qualified than you in the field of expertise.

All the best and get well soon. And stop trying to be a smart ****.

Answer 3

Why did you need to see a shrink in the first place?
You'll probably find there are 2 week courses which give you qualifications to be a shrink.
Go on recommendations rather than the first person you are refered to.

Answer 4

These people ramble on and on
regardless of whether you are
taking it all in or not
or even if it may apply to your problem
or not,the only help to come from a session
like this
is you feel a lot more saner than the psychiatrist
ever was
when you leave the consultation room

Answer 5

Why did you even go to the psychiatrist in the first place? I think even if I have a problem, I wouldn't go...then again, I'm not very good at admitting faults I may have. My thought though is that if she isn't helping you, she is no good at her job...but if you are there in the first place, you may have some sort of mental disorder.

Answer 6

i really do know where your coming from . i was treated by this hospitail staff doctor a shrink who told me i was faking and that no one who didnt hear voices was in need of help . he put me on anti pscotic meds and messed me up really bad.
i ended up being sent to the chief doctor in that department a man who worked there part time and was from the huge mental health hospitail out of town . he told me flat out he was there because of the problems this doctor of mine had caused.
he saw the meds i was on and said if i wanted i could sue the hospitail . he even said he would support me in court. i said no just put me on the right meds and help me. he took me off all the meds the crazy doctor put me on and got me the help i needed.
i asked him why this doctor had not been fired and he said getting rid of a doctor was not easy also this doctor was a man from the middle east a muslim and that every time he was up for a review because of his insane idea's and mistakes he said his religion was the reason behind all of there complaints about him.
as far as i know he is still there and he still has to be checked up on often. i hear he does do well with people that do hear voices so maybe they just give him those cases.

Answer 7

Hehhehe. Strep throat = depressed tongue...bahahahaha

Your shrink needs to do stand-up comedy.

Answer 8

just because you see a shrink dosen't mean your mad Everyone suffers depression at some point of thier lives its just the way people act sometimes and the things they do.

your shrink is qiute dum actually most of them are half the time anyway

why are you wasting your breath with them?

Answer 9

Funny.

Answer 10

Ha! Quite possibly!