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I've been smoking regularly, two to three times a day for about one and a half, to two years....somewhere around there. I smoked a lot! I am looking to turn my life around....getting a great job!! I need your best input on how to pass a urine analysis. The test will be done in an actual hospital...where I will be working. Will it be urine??? I hope so. Don't know what else they would do. Can I just drink tons of water and exercise a lot and hope to pass? If I fail once, I can never apply for this job again....>EVER! I need to appear clean. Please help.

2007-02-22 05:30:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

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THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.

2007-02-22 05:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I can help you pass your test but you need to assure me of wanting to quit otherwise I can't. I have been addicted to pot for about 12 years and I struggle to remain sober. I hate it, I've wasted at least 10 years of my life because of marijuana. It has made me lazy, unmotivated and worse. Because of weed, my dreams have been exactly that, dreams. I have come up with a whole bunch of plans and stratigies for my future but because I was high all the time I never did anything about fuffilling them.

I don't mean to preach or nothing but this helps me battle my own addiction. Every last one of my friends smokes pot and I need to find ways to avoid that. Helping others makes me feel good and makes me forget that I am a drug addict for just a minute.

If you truely are looking to turn your life around, contact me. at R J B E H R M A N at yahoo.(remove the spaces) I will help you pass your test so that a mistake doesn't ruin what you have going. I need you word that you will give an honest effort quit and am also offering my support in your decision to quit. It's a double bonus. Not only can I help you but you can also help me. This is a hard fight alone.

2007-02-25 22:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Manuel V 1 · 0 0

Good luck with that. It doesn't matter how much water you drink or if you exercise or not. As a matter of fact, exercising will make the THC come out more and stay in your system. That's not a lie. They have detox drinks to cover up the drugs in your system. They are about 25 dollars and I'd say if you're that worried about it, fork out the money for one of those. I used to screw around all the time and smoke while I was on probation, and it worked everytime. But, no water and exercise will not help. You could always reschedule, too.

2007-02-22 05:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can drink water until you drown yourself, but drinking liquids has no effect on a drug test.
Usually urine is collected for the drug tox screen. If you dont smoke anymore pot between when you did it the last time and the time you take your drug test, you should be able to pass the test.
I hope you are not directly involved in patient care. This could make the patients at risk and I personally would not want you taking care of me.
Also, the hospital can demand a random drug test at any time, so your not out of the woods if you continue to smoke pot or abuse any other drugs and get the job. You could also be found guitly of criminal negligence.
RN in a hospital x 12 yrs.

2007-02-22 05:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by happydawg 6 · 0 0

THC, the main ingredient that gets you high in marijuana is actually stored in your fat cells. You've smoked alot, so it may actually take 4 to 6 weeks for you to clear your body. Drinking excessive amounts of water, losing weight won't help. With the tests they have these days, it's virtually impossible to mask the metabolite of cannibis in urine....and that is actually what they test for. The only thing that'll help you pass is time. My advice to you, is to turn down this job right now, then apply again in 6 weeks. Best of luck to you. Glad you quit using weed.

2007-02-22 05:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by cajunrescuemedic 6 · 0 1

Drink lots of water between now and then.
The day of the test i would suggest drinking a detox drink (Ready Clean worked for me) to be sure.
what you could also do is get a home test and test yourself the night before to see if you come up clean...at least then you will know

2007-02-22 05:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tissa 4 · 0 0

Drink alot of water.. I am a heavy smoker and I tested for a job at the hospital and passed .. Drink alot of water

2016-01-27 10:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

Why would you even smoke pot in the first place? But I'd say that your idea stated is best.

2007-02-22 05:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i know there is something u can get i think thats called a flush ...also try drinking grape juice that what i've heared i relly dont know.

2007-02-22 05:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by M@DDy F. 2 · 0 0

i don't know if it works but my brother use to drink cranberry jucie whenever he need to clean himself out

2007-02-22 05:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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