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2007-02-22 05:00:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Nope not at all!!!

2007-02-22 05:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Most of the time I am, but not as stupid as some wives or should I say husbands:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.''

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. ''Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,'' he laments, ''and she doesn't even know how to drive!''

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. ''Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,'' he chuckles. ''My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!''

2007-02-22 13:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

Nope! LOL.

Have a great evening!

2007-02-24 21:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

NO!! But I do know someone who is; my older brother, he shot himself in the foot with a .22 rifle!! LOL

2007-02-22 13:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0 0

maybe but at least i dont sleep[ with sheep

2007-02-22 14:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by ashkicker420 3 · 0 0

yes. wait, what was the question again? LOL!

2007-02-22 13:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0 1

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2007-02-22 13:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by black market dentistry 3 · 0 0

no but u r

2007-02-22 13:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Adham 1910 4 · 0 0

no but you are!

2007-02-22 13:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1 0

nope!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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2007-02-22 13:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by homie101 4 · 0 0

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