One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied.
“I'm sorry,” said Bill, “what happened to her?”
“My dog bit her and she died.” Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
To which the man replied, “Get in line.”
2007-02-22 04:55:56 · 11 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEHE!!!!! Can I borrow the dog next???? 10/10 and a star!!!
2007-02-22 05:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. What a commodity! LOL.
Great Joke! Kudos! LOL. 10*
Have a great evening!
2007-02-23 08:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a lot better then your snail one. just for that you get a 10/10 and a star. way-2-go! LOL!
2007-02-22 05:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was freaking hilarious. i laughed til i cried.
there was a guy on this answers thing today who said women have no sense of humour..you have proved him wrong.
2007-02-22 05:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i want to borrow that dog for my uncle's wife!! hehe
2007-02-22 05:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i wish i could borrow this dog for my in-laws.
2007-02-22 07:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I actually laughed.
2007-02-22 05:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it. ~Star for you!
2007-02-22 04:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!!
2007-02-22 04:59:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super joke, "thanks i needed that..
2007-02-22 05:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by angelheart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋