There's this man and his travelling across the desert, and he suddenly finds he hasn't got any water left. So his starting to get worried, and his very thirsty, but luckily, a man comes towards him on a camel.
So he said to the man, ' I'm thirsty. Have you got any water?' and the other man says, ' No, I haven't, but I've got a wonderful selection of ties. Would you like to by one?'So the other man says, 'No , of course not!' and man rides away on his camel.
After about another hour or two, he's desperately thirsty and he sees a beautiful 5-star hotel. So he slowly goes up the steps, crying ' water! water!' and the hotel manager says, "I'm sorry, sir. You can't come in here without tie."
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm
> >the first man you are sleeping with?"
> >Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake
> >with all the others!"
2007-02-22 04:55:34 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious
plz
pik me as best answer
2007-02-22 09:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by dancing dani<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
candy beverages tend to incorporate flavouring brokers, oh and glucose which furnish us with tha potential. i nevertheless think of elementary water is the thank you to flow - no longer something quenches thirst extra ideal than crystal clean, distilled ice chilly mineral water - ok no longer 'ice chilly' yet coooool water ^_^ a million. Mineral water 2. Can of Coca Cola (chilled) 3. Robinsons Orange Juice (Diluted) 4. Tropical Juice (containing a burst of countless unique end result) those are the excellent dirnks that quench my thirst.
2016-11-25 00:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one the best but they are both good. lol! you get a star.
2007-02-22 05:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe they both were cute!!!!
2007-02-22 04:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it!! 2nd one: JUST LIKE ME!! (not married) lol
2007-02-22 05:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a joke !!!!???
2007-02-22 10:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny.
2007-02-22 07:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good good.
2007-02-22 05:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guriya, they were good... both of them. Thanks.
2007-02-22 05:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-22 05:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋