what can you do for me?

Question

hmm im so bored. what would you do for me to entertain me

Answer 1

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You've got MALE!

Answer 2

I could encourage you to forget about entertainment for yourself and find a way to help another person. It is the most fun and brings the most fulfillment. May I suggest the following:

1. Go to your local elementary school and volunteer.

2. Go to the nearest retirement home and ask who lives there that doesn't receive many visitors.

3. Go to the homeless and give them a hot meal.

4. Go to an orphanage and hold a baby.

5. Are there any neighbors on your street that have a need?

6. Is there someone sick you could drive to the doctor's office or mow their lawn.

May your life be blessed with blessing others.

Answer 3

You know, I saw the most interesting show on the Discovery Channel last night. They were interviewing people who make their living designing attractions for amusement parks like Magic Mountain and Disneyland and Universal Studios.
Well, anyway, they were talking about the elements that make up the ideal attraction. They said there are 3 parts to the ideal attraction. First, when you EXPERIENCE the ideal attraction, you FEEL A STATE OF HIGH AROUSAL. The ideal attraction makes your heart beat faster, and your breathing gets faster and you just FEEL THAT AMAZING RUSH all over.
And then they said that another part to an ideal attraction is - it's fascinating. You just FEEL SO ENTHRALLED that you want to TAKE THIS RIDE multiple times; as soon as you GET OFF you want to GET BACK ON again.
And they said, finally, the most important element, is a sense of overall safety. That even though the attraction make look a little dangerous, you're CERTAIN YOU'RE SAFE... you FEEL SAFE because you realize nothing bad can really happen, so that allows you to FEEL TOTALLY FREE to LET GO AND ENJOY THAT GREAT AROUSAL again and again and again.
When you imagine how much fun it is to ride a roller coaster or any other kind of amusement park ride .. Its like as that ride is climbing up and up, you can feel your heart pounding with excitement, you feel you're breathing faster and faster, sometimes you're even gasping and panting you feel the blood rushing through every part of your body and as that excitement and tension is building and building, you reach the top of the ride and then as it crests, you just release it in a flood of excitement, and sometimes you're screaming you're so turned on.
And you know, afterwards I thought to myself, isn't that the totally accurate description of your ideal attraction to another person. You know that kind of wonderful click right there that just makes you feel totally drawn to this person and on one hand you feel totally safe and totally comfortable like you were meant to know them and as if you've known them forever.

Answer 4

Let's go for a paddle boat ride in MacArthur park. Then off to Langers for lunch.

Answer 5

Nothing. It's not my job to be your entertainment.

Answer 6

How the hell can you have a screen name like that and be BORED.
What can you do for yourself. You need to get your lazy butt up and go do something.

Answer 7

nothing from me. but i think watching tv and playing on the computer passes time.

Answer 8

i could do a card trick, but you'd have to wait for me to learn one first.

Answer 9

Bake something!

Answer 10

well let's see you could come over and wash my car.. them my dog.. them me. that will keep you occupied for a while..