A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
2007-02-22 04:50:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not bad. But the title got me thinking about this:
An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office
filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her
how many children she has?
"Ten boys."
"And their names?"
"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy,
Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."
"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all
Leroy?"
"That way, when I wants them all to come in
from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when
I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells
'LEROY!'"
"What if you just want a particular one of
them to do something?"
"Then I calls him by his last name."
2007-02-22 05:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OMG... I was almost jealous of that retired man till I reached the end.
If such jobs do exist, please send me the details. I can work for half that salary and I don't need that adjoining room... can adjust myself in her room. I have a very adjusting nature.
2007-02-22 13:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-Hum! LOL.
Good one!
2007-02-23 16:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-02-22 15:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋