A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.
One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!"
The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!"
The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles.
Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses.
2007-02-22 04:44:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you get a star for that one. 20/10! lol! congrats! it was great.
2007-02-22 05:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not really a question but I will attempt to answer - moles are a type of pigmentation - if u got this before birth- they're birthmarkings or freckles- after could be from over sun exposure or scaring. Moles are nothing to be concerned of healthwise unless your mole is not round (abnormal shapes) or noticible change in color then it could be malignant - cancerous mole which needs biopsy to determine - if found to be cancerous should be removed - now if you are worried of the astheics those moles can be surgically or laser removed - but will not be covered by insurance since its under cosmetic sugery
2016-03-29 07:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-16 00:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor baby... Do moles take bath regularly? The smell must be horrible.
Distillary guys also smell molasses quite often.
2007-02-22 05:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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20/10 AND 1 STAR 4 U!!!
2007-02-22 04:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! That's for the laugh - I needed it! MOLASSES- ha-ha Hey, I think I smell something too!
2007-02-22 04:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Love it, love it, love it!!
10* again, Young Lady! Kudos!
Thank you for all the laughter, and have a really great evening!
2007-02-23 08:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a funny one. Sure because he couldn't get to smell anything else.
2007-02-22 04:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by petty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad that was funny
sometimes long jokes arent funny
so your mad once you get to the end
2007-02-22 04:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Storm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh mole A$$es! I get it! Great one!
2007-02-22 04:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋