2007-02-22 04:34:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a newspaper!
2007-02-22 04:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) newspaper
2) penguin with a sunburn
3) nun hit by a bus
4) blushing zebra
5) panda on fire
6) the result of a chess player being a really sore loser
7) a skunk that rubbed up against a freshly painted fire hydrant
8) The great Oreo cookie war
9) Satan's piano keys
10) the teeth left inbedded in the puck as it leaves the hockey player's mouth
11) the albino cardinal that p*ssed off the octopus
12) chocolate chip ice cream with cherry glaze
13) the wine list at a restaurant that doesn't serve white or rosee
14) mussels marinara on angelhair pasta
15) the reason why Siegfried and Roy don't do their act anymore
16) a licorice candy cane?
17) Aunt Jemima's tampon
I give up - what is it already???
2007-02-22 12:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
New York Times Newspaper!!!!
2007-02-22 12:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A newspaper is the most common answer. But theres also:
A penguin with a diaper rash
A nun hit by a bus
A zebra with a sunburn
And anything else like that!
2007-02-22 13:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's black and white and red all over?
A panda with diaper rash.
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with sunburn.
What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash.
2007-02-22 13:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nun falling down the stairs
2007-02-22 12:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blushing dalmatian or a sunburned zebra.
2007-02-23 01:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. a zebra with a sunburn
2. a nun with a sunburn
and
3. me
j.k. lol!
2007-02-22 13:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newspaper, newborn penquin, a newborn zebra... lol lots of things...
2007-02-22 12:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Penguin in a blender?
2007-02-22 13:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by JQ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋