And I don't have a clue what to pack!!! Should I bring like a swimsuit or anything? Can you even swim in the lake of fire? Do I need to bring shampoo or will it be provided???
2007-02-22 04:33:15 · 11 answers · asked by maggielynn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You shouldn't make light of weighty matters, but work out your salvation with fear and trembling.
2007-02-22 04:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by koresh419 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
I think you misundestand what Heaven and Hell really are. There is an afterlife, but it does not consist of sitting in clowds playing the harp or burning in a lake of fire from what I have read in the Bible.
Heaven and Hell are two things that you experience in your own mind and on this earth. If you do drugs, sleep around, rip people off, then you will pay a price of suffering both in this life and future ones not to mention in your own mind.
To think that there is a bearded man sitting in a cloud waiting to punish you is childish and untrue. God does not punish anyone, man punishes himself with his negative and destructive thinking and acting, for as a man thinketh in his heart so is he.
2007-02-22 12:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I don't know if there is an afterlife, but I'm bringing extra underwear just in case." Woody Allen
2007-02-22 12:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't forget to bring condoms with you!
2007-02-22 12:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take about a gallon of asbestos for your comfort!
2007-02-22 12:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Kbear 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You have no need of any of those things, But drink all the water you can now.
2007-02-22 12:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take sunblock, a beach towel, your sunglasses, and a MP3 player.
2007-02-22 12:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would advise you to bring your loa if its possible, you will really find it handy!
2007-02-22 12:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by Nabiha... 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bring a fireretard suit. retard get it?
2007-02-22 12:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
laugh now, but you won't be laughing when ya get there. Jesus loves you
2007-02-22 12:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋