starts with 'R' sth?
2007-02-22 04:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brittish Humor
2007-02-22 04:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Wolffman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laden, Bean Laden?
Mr. Bean: Hello, I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. And my job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's quite big, which is excellent. If it were very small, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a shame. Secondly, and I'm getting quite near the end of this... analysis, secondly, why was it worth this man spending fifty million of your American dollars? And the answer to that is, that it's a picture of Whistler's mother. And as I've learned, staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important. Even though Mr. Whistler was obviously aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. And that's marvellous. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. Well that's what I think.
2007-02-22 04:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no! It starts and ends with 'slapstick'.
And Mr. Bean is very, very funny.
In my mind's eye I picture Mr. Bean climbing over - every time - that gate to the swimming pool with the sign reading, "This gate to be closed at all times". ...Instead of opening it to walk through.
2007-02-22 04:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pantomime, actually
2007-02-22 04:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes british humor...so funny!
2007-02-22 04:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by britatheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋