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Is the rapture imminent?

2007-02-22 04:09:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Oh man this is just nasty.

2007-02-22 04:16:49 · update #1

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I can see your future! You will be sitting on a great white throne. You will wail and gnash your teeth. Every utterance will echo off the walls. You will be reading a holy book, I cannot see the entire manuscript as I am not worthy, butt I see the letters S P O R T S and S E C T I O N.

After a great movement you will be delivered from your torment.

2007-02-22 04:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0 0

Hm, rapture for whom? the rapture means to be snatched away.. depending on the heartburn and the condition of the stomach acids, that burrito might just be "snatched away" in a most unpleasant fashion ;)

2007-02-22 12:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0 0

Maybe the rupture.

2007-02-22 12:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0 0

I see....I see.....Zantac in your immediate future.

2007-02-22 12:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 0 0

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