2007-02-22 03:49:30 · 14 answers · asked by me man 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but the mailman is probably going to the hospital and his lawyer's office, in that order.
2007-02-22 03:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mailman will have to go to the nearest temple and go through a Jewish clenthsing ritual. If not, he will go to hell because the Dog is unclean.
You should also look into semitic dog clensing services as your Dog ate part of a creature that doesn't have hoofs or chew on its cud. Check the mailman first, as he may indeed chew on a cud.
If you are Christian however, you can choose what to follow from the Law because Jesus fulfilled it. Some Christians choose to eat unclean foods because Jesus fulfilled it, but then condemn drinking, or sexual promiscuity. Jesus fulfilled those as well didn't he?
Its up to you, but if I were you, I would have the mailman put down and take your dog to the vet.
2007-02-22 03:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Along with the mailman who bit my dog.
2007-02-22 03:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it actually bit the mailman?? no, the dog can't be held responsible for it's actions. as the owner of said dog, you'll have to go to hell in it's placed. i'm sorry about that. sad but true.
2007-02-22 03:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by drtyfckr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dog, or the mailman?
2007-02-22 04:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by iraqisax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not certain, given the use of the pronoun "hes" (sic) whether you are inquiring about the dog or the mailman.
2007-02-22 04:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who?...The mailman or the dog?
2007-02-22 03:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by Java Chip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the mailman is going to burn.
2007-02-22 03:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Hell is imaginary
2007-02-22 03:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the parcel carrier was named Jesus.
2007-02-22 03:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋