Why aren't there any Walmarts and Kmarts in Iraq?
Because there's a Target on every corner!!
2007-02-22 03:44:58 · 13 answers · asked by Nae 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haven't heard that one b4 nice 10 out of 10!!!! And a star!!!
2007-02-22 04:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-22 04:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A B flat a D flat and an F walk into a bar and the bartender said. Im sorry, we dont serve minors. ROFL
2007-02-22 03:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Reynolk 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!!!
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2007-02-22 04:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by P!NK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cute What does Monica Lewneski and a vending machine both say?
INSERT BILL HERE
2007-02-22 03:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by I love America♥♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious lolz
2007-02-22 04:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Bubblez ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time i heard it. but that was when the war first started if that dates it any?
2007-02-22 03:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by perfectnpink_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the cops say to the robber in the bathroom. don't know. i'll tell you. come out with your pants up.
2007-02-22 06:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(big eyes) O M G !!!
That's a 9 and my star.
2007-02-22 03:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that my friend is a good one ROTFL
2007-02-22 03:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋