John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete a** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," his wife said, "and he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
His wife replied, "I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2007-02-22 03:36:12 · 11 answers · asked by bootygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Great stuff...
2007-02-22 04:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by perfectnpink_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky Boss and may be Lucky Wife too...
Thanks a lot for sharing that one...
2007-02-22 14:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. thats what u call a dutiful wife.. hahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-22 14:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. HILARIOUS. 7/5 4 u & 1 *
2007-02-22 12:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha ouch!!!! Good one 10 /10 and a star!!!
2007-02-22 12:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Started my day off well
2007-02-22 12:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth remembering
2007-02-22 12:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Tom L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. 9/10
2007-02-22 12:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL very funny
2007-02-22 12:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA......well you got to do what (who) u got to do
2007-02-22 12:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋