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somebody keeps putting this joke up, i've seen it about 4 times today and i'm sick of it i dont want to see it again.




A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

2007-02-22 03:32:10 · 23 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

i agree with you. that is like the billionth time ive seen it and its still not funny.

2007-02-22 03:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0 0

That's about 5 times now.

2007-02-22 03:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0 0

That's the first time I heard that joke, it is cute. But if you have heard it 4 times i guess it could get annoying.

2007-02-22 03:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by peanut 2 · 0 0

Is this funny because i am just freaked out...Sorry if u find the first part offensive but i did not get it

2007-02-22 03:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by naley_fan 1 · 0 0

The first time I read this, I laughed.
The second time I read this, I thought "I've seen this before."
The third time I read this, I thought "Why the hell is this being posted again? I've read it, like, twice already."
The fourth time I read this, I thought "Why the hell am I still reading this same damn joke again and again?"
This time I laughed.

2007-02-22 03:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Eric C 5 · 0 0

I've heard that before, well funny. I havent read it on here yet, well I have actually, just now, ha. x

2007-02-22 03:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by jo 3 · 0 0

Well I havent seen it today, but not that funny

2007-02-22 03:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0 0

bit of a long winded joke for not alot

2007-02-22 03:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0 0

First time i've seen it and i think it's quite good

sorry :-(

2007-02-22 03:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by Missbutterfly:-) 3 · 0 0

u gotta admit its funny!

but posting it more than once is over doing it!

2007-02-22 03:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0 0

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