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2007-02-22 03:26:28 · 12 answers · asked by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Bryan - it was a JOKE, numbskull...

2007-02-22 03:36:24 · update #1

If the whole "religion" thing doesn't work out, I'm giving up "sacrifice" instead.

2007-02-22 03:49:16 · update #2

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I'll expect to see you in church on Easter Sunday, then.

2007-02-22 03:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've just given up Lent.

2007-02-22 03:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've given up "religion" for Life.

2007-02-22 03:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by hate 2 · 1 1

Don't care about lent havn't givin up anything.

2007-02-22 03:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0 0

I gave up Catholicism. Wait... I'm not Catholic..

Then I give up smoking! Wait... I don't smoke...

I give up drinking.... damn.. I don't drink alcohol..

I give up trying to give something up for Lent!

2007-02-22 03:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0 0

The Almighty YHVH set up a system. He sent His “Son” YAHOSHUA to die for the sins of mankind so they would not have to. (They could choose to, but did not have to). Any person who chooses not to allow Yahoshua to take care of their sins, chooses to remain attached to their sins. They thus will wind up in the lake of fire which is YHVH’s method of cleaning this world, and eliminating sin and sinners. The Creator set aside the Seventh day for rest and worship. Yes that is the day usually called “Saturday”. We are not saved by obedience, we are saved by faith. However we are saved FOR obedience. As He said in John 14:15 (and in many other places) “If you love me, keep my commandments.

Churchianity is a pagan religion. The only thing that will change a person is the indwelling savior Yahoshua. Obviously that is rare in this sinful world.

2007-02-22 03:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0 0

I lent my believes in religion to the devil 22 years ago. he never gave it back so. I let him have it.

2007-02-22 05:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Altonio 2 · 0 0

sounds like a plan!

or, as a very wise person once said:

That's an antimoron ya moron!

2007-02-22 03:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My peanut butter fluff w/ sesame seeds oats & banana on whole wheat bread breakfast sandwiches

2007-02-22 03:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♨ Wisper ► 5 · 0 0

And you call us stupid. You don't even know what a contradiction is.

2007-02-22 03:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by Bryan 2 · 0 1

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