Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent u basthard"
2007-02-22 03:21:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOW ABOUT " SOMEBODY STOLE OUR TENT U CNUT"
THOUGH I DONT THINK THAT WORD WAS USED BACK THEN, PAINTED HIS FRONT DOOR YELLOW, ALEMONENTRY MY DEAR WATSON
2007-02-22 21:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but edit the last line--Holmes would never speak like that.
2007-02-22 03:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by Crys H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was once voted by New York Times readers as best joke ever, a real gem.
2007-02-22 03:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermm lol try writin 2 her somehow find her address or look up on myspace i heard shes got one but watch out cus theres many fakes x
2016-05-23 23:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good a like that 1 xhave a star x
2007-02-22 05:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was grrreat. Thanks for a laugh.
Just a suggestion...
The last line could be... "Elementory Dr. Watson... someone stole our tent".
2007-02-22 07:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, old as sheerluck but still good.
2007-02-22 04:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's "Elementary" LOL.
2007-02-23 09:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-22 03:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm lol
2007-02-22 03:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋