Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
2007-02-22 03:18:59 · 26 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have one like that, only it's bout a Koala Bear, and it's a bit dirty..
But still humorous, unless your offended by it..
A little koala bear wanders into a whor3hous3. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral $ex on the prostitute.
She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that".
The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
(n) a person receiving payment for sexu@l services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bush and leaves.
2007-02-22 03:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was the sandwich with deer meat :
Panda Bear: eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
2007-02-22 11:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardly a joke! It was used as the title of Lynn Truss's book on correct punctuation two or three years ago
I'd guess 95% of the people on here ought to read it!
2007-02-22 11:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by boojum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, I prefer the Koala Bear joke
2007-02-22 20:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by englands_charm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You said it wrong! It was a badly punctuated dictionary, so it said "Eats, shoots and leaves" rather than "Eats shoots and leaves"
2007-02-22 11:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Bellshk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic lol
2007-02-22 11:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has nobody heard of that book yet, it would prove useful to some.
2007-02-22 11:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by The High Inquisitor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the best neck jewelry you can buy your mother in law
a pitbull terrier
2007-02-22 11:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by phil h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That book is brilliant. She is releasing a new one soon.
2007-02-22 11:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaahahahahohohohoho ya,todaly good oh man i cant stop laughing iam going to die laughing lol.
2007-02-22 15:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋