A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2007-02-22 03:06:36 · 35 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One good wedding joke deserves another:-)
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
2007-02-22 03:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just talk to her in person and let her know, in a very friendly manner that the baby is unable to sleep because of the noise. Writing a letter without speaking to them first seems a little harsh, even if the letter is phrased well. Only if the noise keeps continuing inspite of telling them personally then should you write the letter.
2016-05-23 23:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha * good one, that was kinda rude of her to say no, and then expect him to " do a load of laundry " for her..
But I can't post no more jokes so I'm gonna leave one here.. hope you don't mind.. it's a cute one.. made me laugh at least..
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, whewe do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon weally givths a thit."
2007-02-22 03:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a card ♥♣♦♠ 10/10.
2007-02-22 03:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know I`m tired but, I`m sure I just answered this the other day?????
Déjà vu!!!
Spooky, I need sleep I think
lol
Tink x *
2007-02-23 02:00:22 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed the first time i heard this and i laughed again. Great joke;)
2007-02-22 03:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by chris c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still made me smile
2007-02-22 03:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, proper joker
2007-02-22 03:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by Sylar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but i still laughed!
2007-02-22 03:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-22 04:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by perfectnpink_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋