An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and
2007-02-22 03:03:19 · 23 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"
2007-02-22 03:03:36 · update #1
Loved it hadn`t heard it before.
Well deserved * for the funny guy. In the P/S
Tink x
2007-02-23 01:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ONLY difference is in the perspective of the person describing it. Magic is magic. It all comes from the same source. The same forces that are used to bless can be used to curse. I suppose the most simplistic definition would be that it all comes down to intent, but even that is not even close to being accurate. People spend far too much time niggling over black and white magic and not enough actually doing something. A colleague of mine once said, "The difference between black and whit magic is that black magic is anything that actually achieves a result, white magic is everything else." I like that description. Magic is. Use it. There is no black or white, those are aritficial distinctions created by people that have a need to feel morally superior to others.
2016-05-23 23:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, the same thing happened to me! but i had him buried at sea
2007-02-22 03:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool
2007-02-22 11:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kittin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one the clean ones are always the best keep them coming
2007-02-22 03:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by stuartalan w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!Ha!,that wasn't funny.
2007-02-22 03:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny !
2007-02-22 03:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
2007-02-22 03:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy harr
2007-02-22 03:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! ☺
2007-02-22 03:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋