I got a couple hours... anybody got any ideas?
2007-02-22 03:03:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superman 2??? wtf
You mean Superman 3 where Richard Prior steals half a cent on everybody's cheques?
2007-02-22 03:11:59 · update #1
But dude... if I'm going to jail, wouldn't that million come in handy for lawyers and ****???
2007-02-22 03:31:34 · update #2
very carefully?
2007-02-22 03:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by chris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've got to become the CEO. Then you proceed to run the company into the ground and get the Board of Directors to fire you. They will include a massive payout for your contract. Companies that have done this include, but are not limited to:
Qwest, Radio Shack, Hewlitt Packard, and Ford.
2007-02-22 12:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Medic_13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just assume the identity of your boss... nobody REALLY looks their boss in the face, so just kill him off, take his clothes and take over his life. like that movie, superman 2.
2007-02-22 11:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work hard
2007-02-22 12:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm i don't know but when you do give me some of the millions okay? :)
2007-02-22 11:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Chewy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GO TO JAIL
DO NOT PASS GO
2007-02-22 11:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2007-02-22 11:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋