A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.
The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the donkey".
The barman looks at the guy puzzled but say's nothing and gives the guy his drink. this happens twice more.
A couple of hours pass and the guy goes to the mens room and his wife goes up to the bar. This time she orders the drinks.
The barman gets the drinks and says, "it's probably none of my business, but I think you should know that your husband has been referring to you as the donkey. I just had to tell you because I dont think it's very fair for him to call you that".
The woman turns to him and smiles and says...
"Oh, dont worry, it's ok - heaw, heaw, he always calls me that"!
2007-02-22 02:58:42 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh please just come and shoot me!! You hang you`re head in shame mister!!
Lol and a *
Tink x
2007-02-23 01:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha * I liked it, never heard it before.. good one..
and since I can't " ask " any more questions, ( meaning tell anymore jokes ) I'm gonna put one too..
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart @ss guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexu@l exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
* He He * I thought it was funny.. *_-
2007-02-22 03:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apologies in advance
That joke sucked
2007-02-22 03:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-02-22 03:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job you warned us in advance, only slightly amusing
2007-02-22 03:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ja ja ja 0/10 that was the worse joke ever!
2007-02-22 03:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont get it.
sounds stupid so who am i 2 complain
2007-02-22 03:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... that was not funny in the least little bit dude
2007-02-22 03:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmph
2007-02-22 04:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm yeah, im not gonna say anything.
2007-02-22 03:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Chewy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋