A couple go to their first pre-natal class. The husband is told to wear a bag of sand so he has an idea of wheat it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stands up saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."
The instructor then drops a pen and asks the husband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" asks the husband.
"Exactly," replies the instructor.
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, pick up that pen for me." (Typical man!)
2007-02-22 02:50:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've got it in for us fellers today fidgety.
Which month do women talk the least?
This month of course. It's the shortest!
2007-02-22 03:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-02-22 10:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by bassmonkey1969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, it`s important to keep fit during pregnancy, don`t want the good lady getting out of shape
2007-02-22 11:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats really cute....thanks for the laugh I am having a bad day and that def helped a little!
2007-02-22 10:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey pick up that pen for me...
Thanks dear... was it too hard?
Thats why I tell you, don't wear low neck dresses... whenever I see that it becomes hard.
2007-02-22 14:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao! 10/10. Loved that one now haha x
2007-02-22 10:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by chris c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another new and good joke fingers 10/10
2007-02-22 11:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious and definitly the truth i like that one tell somemore
2007-02-22 10:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by hollaatyagirlt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2007-02-22 10:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-02-23 03:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋