this bloke phones his boss up and says "i aint coming into work today cos i'm sick"
the boss says "you were fine yesterday, so tell me, just how sick are you?"
the bloke says "well i've just slept with my mother"
2007-02-22 02:45:27 · 10 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-22 02:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one sick person, wonder how long he will be off work? maby he will have to ask his Mother
2007-02-22 10:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay... but heres a good call to make to YOUR boss if you want to call in sick.
you: I can't come in today because I have anal glaucoma.
boss: what's that?
you: I don't see my *** coming in to work today.
2007-02-22 10:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by Nick C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awful, good joke though,lol.
2007-02-22 10:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but its blonde not bloke!
2007-02-22 10:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry not funny even as a joke !!
2007-02-22 10:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urgh!!
2007-02-22 12:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww sorry but that's just gross
2007-02-22 10:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by Shannyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's stupid !
2007-02-22 10:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought you were good but ...........................................................................................
2007-02-22 10:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by manoj kumar.s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋