One day a blonde takes up ice fishing. She gets to the pond and starts to cut a hole in the ice, when she hears a loud disembodied voice say, "There's no fish there...!" Puzzled, the blonde picks up her ice saw and cuts another hole a few feet away. Again, she hers the voice say, "There's no fish there...!" The blonde moves another ten feet and begins to cut another ice hole. "There's no fish there...!" says the voice. The blonde looks up and says, "Are you God?" "No!" replies the voice, "I'm the manager of the ice rink!" :)
2007-02-22 02:41:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It appears that joke didn't cut much ice with some people fidgety.
I must say I thought it was funny in a n-ice sort of way.
I love blonde jokes.
2007-02-22 03:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll bet this blonde is the wife to the blonde guy joke that i answered a few days ago.. he was fishing in the ice rink as well.. LOL!
2007-02-22 02:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny blonde joke,LMAO!
2007-02-22 02:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-02-22 02:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is on here everyday. Very old already.
2007-02-22 02:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amusing and made me laugh, one for my kids
2007-02-22 02:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b4 but its still very cute imma give u a star!!!! keep them coming
2007-02-22 02:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillant
2007-02-22 04:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilliarious
2007-02-22 02:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by Shannyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-02-22 03:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋