Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
Santa replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
2007-02-22 02:37:53 · 48 answers · asked by nikki loves hrithik.. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bad. i didn't even crack a smile. you might consider inserting a line about a fart.
2007-02-22 02:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10
2007-02-22 02:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by srk93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2007-02-22 02:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by tre_132mp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-02-23 20:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Eva. It needs a fart joke so it will be funny to the guys as well. For example Santa replies"I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good" at that point Santa let out a monstrous fart deflating his huge bloated potbelly. Then again women might find that distasteful so you can't really win.
2007-02-22 03:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Probability of a coin is 1/2. I have just tossed a coin. I don't think it is a very good joke. You may try yourself.
2007-02-22 02:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 =)
2007-02-22 02:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Extraordinary. Shows original thought.
I Cr 13;8a Rate it a 10.
2007-02-22 02:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! 1-10 10 being good I would give it a 7.
2007-02-22 02:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by NIKKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 gr888888888
2007-02-23 01:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preet funny...better around Christmas.
2007-02-22 02:41:27 · answer #11 · answered by maimatt7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋