Give me quotes preferably but jokes r good too
2007-02-22 02:37:51 · 7 answers · asked by help:) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
life is like a rainbow.........................there is no REAL gold at the end!
some people run away.....................just to see if others will chace after them!
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
--Amanda Cross
Say what you mean, then shut up.
--Unknown
I need more money, more power, and less **** from stupid people like you.
--Unknown
I'm not rude, you're insignificant.
--Unknown
It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.
--Epictetus
You never mattered anyway.
--Unknown
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
--Unknown
He'd make a lovely corpse.
--Unknown
I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.
--Dennis Miller
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
--Unknown
2007-02-22 02:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 03:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The road to hell was paved on good intentions
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.
Flattery is like chewing gum, enjoy it, but don't swallow it.
Having children is like living in a frat house-- nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up!
2007-02-22 02:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if man evolved frm monkeys and apes then how come we still have monkeys and ape
light travels faster than sound..that is the reason y some ppl appear smarter until you hear them talk
stealing frm 1 is plagiarism, stealing frm many is research
tomorrow is the bugiest day of my life
2007-02-22 02:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are all just pigeon poop on the statue of life
2007-02-22 02:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by knox_mountain_guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
live each day as if it's your last!
2007-02-22 02:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i have a leg on my itch"
2007-02-22 02:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by hairspray queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋