Whats pink and hard
a pig with a flick knife
2007-02-22 02:29:01 · 10 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You had me going there, shame it was a pig though,lol.
2007-02-22 02:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.
how about this one?-
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 02:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-02-22 04:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best eh?
Could also be a pink snooker ball though
2007-02-22 02:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is a joke.A joke should be funny.Your so called joke is not at all funny.OK?
2007-02-22 02:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by intelligent girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG i love lil jokes like that that was soooooooooooo funy! HAAAA HAAAA!
2007-02-22 02:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
short and sweet (the joke I mean)
2007-02-22 04:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No , I don't think that's the correct answer!
2007-02-22 02:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by NIKKI 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
crayon
2007-02-22 02:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by crystal b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-02-22 02:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋