a black and decker pecker recker
2007-02-22 02:03:39 · 6 answers · asked by Cornell is Hot! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur funny.wat about this one?-
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 02:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ana C 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats funny....but I like the one about the search team too....
2007-02-22 10:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You rock dude!!!!
Ana C--very good joke also !!! 200 points !!!
2007-02-22 10:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but not for susan is there someway i can give Ana- c a star THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
2007-02-22 10:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE ANA C'S JOKE.......LOL
2007-02-22 13:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-02-22 10:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋