Dollar exchange:
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line...just one person in front of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar of yen - today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too".
2007-02-22 01:55:27 · 12 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, I thought it was hilarious 10/10.
2007-02-22 02:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wat about this one?
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 02:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ho-k. Giving two hit a hate outuv teen. gewt vun.
2007-02-22 02:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-02-22 02:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fluctuations should refer to something like what the asian guy said, and then it would have been much funnier...
2007-02-22 02:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its very old but I'll let you off cos I'm in a good mood
2007-02-22 02:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-22 02:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-22 02:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah ok I understood it.
2007-02-22 02:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont find that funny, sorry
2007-02-22 01:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by Grog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋