i need a word that sounds like a curse, but is safe to say in public, and is satisfying to say, too. ideas?

Question

nothing like sugar, or anything like that.

Answer 1

You could use curses from other languages, unless of course you're around people who speak that language. Ben chote is Urdu and is the equivalent of mother-f-er.

Answer 2

The best thing you can do in this case is to get 2 or more curses that you know, and that you find satisfying to say, and amalgam them to create a new word.
So, for example, if you say c**t and f**k in private, when in public you could say "cuffink" or "funt" or "calink."
This method can be done with any words you feel are innapropriate, and only the people that know the words might catch on that that is what you are saying, but would never chastise you for saying funt in public. Can you imagine the confusion on bystander's faces if someone started screaming at you for screaming "cuffink" after stubbing your toe?
I believe the key to making it satisfying is to make the word end ubruptly, like the way the letter t and k do at the end of a word.

Use your imagination, get creative. Maybe it'll catch on. Imagine how proud you'd be if you started a new trend in cursing - make your own.

Answer 3

Bananas!

You don't want to curse, which is admirable, but why do you need something that sounds like a curse. If people think you are cursing, then you are defeating the purpose of not cursing. As far as satisfying, you can say anything out loud and be satisfied, like Oranges! or Apples! or even Bananas! Okay maybe you don't like the fruit, maybe vegetables he he.

Answer 4

I made up a couple words. "Crudmuffins" and "Crudapples" are words that I say. Not a curse, but sound harsh enough to get across the point, even though they really mean nothing.

Answer 5

How about "fahrvergnuegen"? Imagine after just having dropped a couple of eggs on the floor, which were supposed to go into the pancake batter saying "Oh fahrvergnuegen!" It's a German word coined by VW, which means "driving pleasure," but for us Anglophons, it sure sounds like a curse. Likewise, a good replacement for the f-word could be calling somebody a "fart." "Hey, ya fart! Ya' almost ran over my toe!" Likewise, "Go fart yourself."

Wishing you much "fahrvergnuegen"...

Answer 6

I never said this myself but "Cracker Jack" no idea what its meant to sound like or why its said...but I think it would be fun to say.

As for one that sounds like a cuss word hmmm....can't think of any at the moment. Will come and edit if and when I do think of some.

Answer 7

I always say, shite. It sounds like the other word but different enough. People usually laugh when i say it. If you want you can even try to say it with a british or scotish accent.

Answer 8

scnitzel, is some kind of word half hebrew half germany, so it sounds hard, but its like chicken steak, more or less.

[e-mail], for more hebrew cursing like words. jeje

Answer 9

Kinnell is very satisfying!

Answer 10

Well here goe's...You no good cork socker,,,Kiss my grits,,,kiss my big fat bass,,,your a dumb mass,,,,Ha,your a smart son of a ditch,,,tuck on this,,,,your a big Rick head,,,,go to bell you grit head,,,there are more but I can't think right now.