If God had an E-mail adress and an account.....?

Question

How much spam email do you think He would get in his bulk folder?

Answer 1

I would say an infinite amount since he would likely have infinite storage space.

Answer 2

The Islamic Q’uran is NON-Contextual and relies on the Bukhari to paint its backdrops. (Top 2 most ‘holy’ Islamic books). These teachings are prevalent throughout the book.

Judge the following for yourself.

Qur’an 8:60 “Infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them.”
Bukhari:V4B52N260 “The Prophet said, ‘If a Muslim discards his religion, kill him!’”
Qur’an 5:51 “Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends.”
Bukhari [4:52:177]: Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him!"

THOUGH THE ISLAMIC ALLAH WANTS MUSLIMS TO KILL ALL NON-MUSLIMS, MANY MUSLIMS ARE NOT DOING SO AT THIS MOMENT (WITH DISAPPOINTMENT FROM THE FUNDAMENTALIST ISLAMISTS) BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW ENJOYING THEMSELVES, SOME AFRAID OF REPRISALS. DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT MUSLIMS ARE PEACEFUL. IF THEY SEEM TO BE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY NON-PRACTICING MUSLIMS.

Perhaps you think this is bullshit. But wait. Take a quick glance below of islam’s founder’s behaviour recorded in one of the most authentic Islamic texts ever recorded below and you will not think so again. Remember this, Muhammad personified the teachings of the Q’uran.

MUHAMMED HAS NO MERCY; Sahih Bukhary; and Hanbel.
Bukhary, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:

Bukhari, V1B4N234: "A group of people from the Oreyneh and Oqayelh tribes came to the prophet to embrace Islam, the prophet advised them to drink the urine of the camels. Later on when they killed the prophet's shepherd, the prophet seized them, gouged out their eyes, cut their hands and legs, and left them thirsty in the desert to die."

IF MUHAMMAD WAS A MURDERER, A RAPIST, A PEODPHILE, A LIAR, WHAT LESS CAN YOU EXPECT OF HIS FOLLOWERS? MUSLIMS BECOME TERRORISTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BECOME. BECAUSE THAT IS TRUE ISLAM. WHAT IS TRUE, IS WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN, NOT WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU AND WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.

http://www.bibleprobe.com/muhammad.htm
http://www.prophetofdoom.net

Answer 3

I don't think anyone would GIVE Him an email service. It would jam up any body's system!! Not even AOL would want to deal with God's emails!! And they would all be asking for some reason or complaining. I guess some would be thanking him and praising him, but they might get overlooked by all the Spammers!!

Answer 4

I don't even know what SPAM is...I am totally new to this computer thing...BUT...I do know a little about God...and HE gets "emails" from us humans all day long...you know, every time somebody says...OHHH GOD!!!...its directed right to him...people get in a jam or in a bad situation...or stuff like that...and they cry out...sometimes he does his stuff...sometimes not...I don't know the story about why some people get blessed and others don't...but ...I think its just the luck of the draw...or something like that. and...he dosen't "email back"...well he probably does in some ways...awww well thats my answer.

Answer 5

NONE. No spam emails for God. Everything goes to the inbox. Sin--he trashes but the "sinner" he loves. So, he reads all messages!

Answer 6

He establishes direct accounts in all hearts with the speed of contact faster than light, but not many people care about this great privilege, because we have learnt to use only our physical eyes and it may take more time for us to learn how to use our spiritual vision to realize this fact.

Answer 7

God throws the overflow into the big dipper for later examination, and the spam into the little dipper.

Answer 8

I can't imagine god needs cialis, or a new mortgage. But if he forwards this email to 50 of his friends, Disney will send him a check and that's not a bad thing.

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Answer 9

im sure hed be too dissappointed in us all to react...unless hes just having a good laugh at his experiment called mankind.

Answer 10

I have never thought about that. That's a good question, though.