Paddy and Murphy really fancy a pint but only have 50 pence between them.
Paddy turns and says "leave it to me Murphy, I've got an idea!" as he walks into the nearest butchers and buys himself a sausage.
They both go into the first bar they come accross, order 2 pints of Guiness and neck them in one.
When the barman asks for payment Paddy gets the sausage, puts in between his fly and Murphy gets on his knees and starts to suck it.
The barman is infuriated by this behaviour and throws them both out....
After they get thrown out of the 12th bar Murphy turns to Paddy and says "I can't keep this up Paddy me knees are killing me!"
To which Paddy replies "You think your knees hurt! I lost the sausage after the second pint!!!!!"
2007-02-22 01:02:18 · 20 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow!Nice.Look at this-
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 01:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Ana C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-22 09:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 for that one.
2007-02-22 09:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by ann n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet Murphy loved it really.
Dirty boy
2007-02-22 10:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dirty dog Paddy, Ha ha.. That's hilarious, that made me laugh big time!.. star for you fella..
*_-
2007-02-22 10:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! Good one!!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-22 09:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-22 10:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,very good.I'll have to remember that one.
2007-02-22 09:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by MICHAEL BRAMOVICH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
not bad
2007-02-22 10:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny.....thanks for the laugh!!!! ;)
2007-02-22 10:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Melrose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋