An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to
him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The
old man stared.
Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said
sarcastically: "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your
life?" Without missing a beat the old ma n replied:" Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
2007-02-22 00:57:14 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny....but a repost,lol
2007-02-22 00:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
it reminds me of this one-
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-22 10:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star
2007-02-22 09:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!10/10 and a star
2007-02-22 09:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol literally that was 2 funny o my goodness
2007-02-22 09:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Teniqua {neenee} Johnson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Best one I heard tonight!!
2007-02-22 09:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats pretty funny!
2007-02-22 09:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-02-24 22:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
That was ridiculously funny!
2007-02-22 08:59:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was the funniest..
2007-02-22 10:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋