Four doctors were talking shop one day...
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day!"
2007-02-21 23:53:17 · 4 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2007-02-24 14:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Superb
2007-02-22 08:48:50 · answer #2 · answered by katy23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - too bad it's true
2007-02-22 11:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG love this!!!
2007-02-24 19:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly Taylor 49 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋