They can be either written or movie type saved on computer that can be accessed off the net
2007-02-21 23:50:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-01 19:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been 4 adult adult males on an plane Flight, the Pilot, the international's Smartest guy, a Hippie, and a clergyman. The plane began having engine hardship. It began descending at an extraordinarily speedy fee. The pilot recommended his passengers with regard to the engine hardship and that they might could bail out. there became a subject; there have been basically 3 parachutes. The 4 adult adult males began talking over the situation. The Pilot reported that he has to apply between the parachutes so he might have the means to tell the FAA what happened to the plane and that with the aid of doing this doing this might keep infinite lives. the different 3 agreed, so the Pilot took between the parachutes and jumped to protection. the international's Smartest guy stated he had to apply between the parachutes via fact the international relied o him for his expertise and management. the different 2 passengers agreed, so the international's Smartest guy took a parachute and jumped out. The Priest and Hippie regarded at one yet another. The Priest instructed the Hippie, "you're taking the final parachute via fact the solid Lord will seem after me." The Hippie stated, "thank you Father, yet there is not any subject, the 'international's Smartest guy' jumped out with my returned p.c.. on. p.s. i think of the penguin shaggy dog tale above that yet somebody else published is lacking the punchline. the guy is instructed to take the penguins to the zoo. the next day he returns and the penguins are nevertheless interior the motor vehicle. somebody asks why he did no longer take them to the zoo. He says "I did, and that they enjoyed it lots that at present i'm taking them to the park!"
2016-11-24 23:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place your bet, joke anyone?
”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big Dick!”
“Big Dick!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big Dick comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big Dick by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-03-01 23:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers - Jokes and Riddles section
2007-02-25 15:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check the internet under...
Really rude and funny jokes.com
just a guess...
2007-02-28 08:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know, but I myself can come up with silly jokes.
2007-02-22 00:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the internet. that is where i find all of my wierd jokes and stuff.
2007-02-28 01:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.youtube.com
or download metacafe, www.metacafe.com
have fun..
2007-03-01 16:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gayathri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you wanna hear a joke? women's rights.
2007-03-01 15:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by Italian Stallion 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In any mirror!
2007-03-01 15:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.jokehouse.com/
2007-02-28 04:30:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋