Man
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
2007-02-21 22:58:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I doubted it at first, if only by the length, but it was worth wading through for the punchline!
2007-02-21 23:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-02-25 22:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
parrots eh? ... u heard this one?
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
2007-02-25 13:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has a little more colourful wording then the last time I heard it, good for a score of 9 outta 10 ......
ha ha ha !
2007-02-22 00:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bird with a bad mouth and two minutes in the freezer wouldn't cure me.......but then the "big cheese" is a vegetarian........
2007-02-21 23:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by supated 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 7/10
2007-02-21 23:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-22 00:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad poor old chicken
2007-02-21 23:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fine
2007-02-21 23:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's funny.
2007-02-21 23:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋