I'd put these :
**Caution, please read before using this book:
"This book contains scenes of explicit violence, gore and sexual themes. Please do not expose minors to it".
*** Usages and administration:
-Condemn Non-Christians & send them all to hell.
-Tell the age of the earth.
-Live.
**Side effects:
-Bigotry
- Narrow-mindness
**Contraindications:
-Science & logic
-Thinking by yourself
**Should not be used during lactation and pregnancy.
2007-02-21 22:31:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd write :
"Please, don't try these at home"
2007-02-21 22:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by KampunG 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
2007-02-22 06:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by celebduath 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Warning: This Book contains the inerrant Word of God, and it is the absolute truth. If you can't handle the truth, please get someone who can, to help you.
Additional Warning: The place described as "Hell" in this book may be closer than it appears.
Final Warning: This book is not a substitute for the only Church that Jesus ever founded, authorized, empowered, and left behind on the earth, for the purpose of our salvation.
2007-02-22 11:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just trying to stir up trouble.
I would put the following warning:
WARNING
This is the Holy Writ of God, please treat it as such. Use clean hands before handling this book. Do not allow it to get dirty, use a book cover. If you do not have one, make one. Do not leave this book on the floor, on a chair, on a stool, on a stair, or anywhere else where people either walk or sit. Also, do not stack other things on top of it. Keep it well-preserved, treat it with most reverence.
2007-02-22 06:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Caution: Purity is a concept that human beings are unable to grasp. The content of this book is a guideline for happiness, but the choice is yours, and this is how to live right. (so you can't say your life didn't come with an instruction manual)
2007-02-22 06:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by DS143 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who gives you the right and the knowledge to make such statement on a Holy Book?
Yes, thinking by yourself and follow not those who say about things they don't know.
2007-02-22 06:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since it gives me peace, I'd probably put ***Don't Panic*** on the cover, like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
2007-02-22 07:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by irie.girl_2006 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
>>>**Side effects:
-Bigotry>>>
Are you sure you're not exhibiting some bigotry of your own here? By that, I mean bigotry against people whose religious beliefs are different from yours.
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2007-02-22 06:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The contents of this book are fiction.
2007-02-22 06:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by justchillin 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Caution: Addictive, you may fall in love with God.
2007-02-22 07:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Makisig 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Promise` in this book you will find your reason for living.
2007-02-22 06:37:37 · answer #11 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋