This blind man is on his way to Texas to see his daughter. On the plane flight there, he has to go to the bathroom so he gets up and as he is getting up, he feels the man's hat next to him. He says "Oh my, what a big hat you have." The man says " Everything is bigger in Texas!" After the plane ride the man stops in the airport cafe for a sandwich. When the waitress brings him the sandwich, he goes to eat it and says " Oh my, what a big sandwich!" The waitress replies " Everything is bigger in Texas!" Soon after he goes to his hotel to check in and ask the clerk where the bathroom was. The clerk said " 2 doors down, take a left." The man didn't know he was blind, but the blind man managed to still find his way down the hallway. Instead of taking a left, he accidentally took a right and feel into the pool. He started screaming " DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!"...... =p Sorry if this was posted before.
2007-02-21 22:01:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's so funny. thank u. im gonna copy it and email my friends. :D
2007-02-21 22:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one this is my first time to read it but really funny :) LOL
2007-02-21 22:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... 1st time i'm reading this one here... hahaha
its very funny... good one.. thanx
2007-02-21 22:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmaoooo... the one i read wasnt as good...this version is way better
2007-02-21 22:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-02-21 22:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!! great 10/10.
2007-02-21 22:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that is really funny..ha ha ha ha ..thank you
2007-02-21 22:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋