2007-02-21 21:49:22 · 6 answers · asked by krum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
then, cheaters will chaught
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
2007-02-21 21:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by foniboki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
2007-02-22 06:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because "the teacher taught" is past tense (it already happened).
After the preacher preaches, he will have preached!
2007-02-22 06:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuummmmmm... Il get back to you on that one...
2007-02-22 05:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe because the cheater is caught ?
2007-02-22 05:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by bemanni 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
....then the leacher will laught.
2007-02-22 05:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋