Mick's wife was having an affair with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheets after a brief conversation.
"Who was it? The back stabbing buddy asked.
"Oh, that was Mick." She replied calmly.
"Oh $hit, I'd better be going then! he said. "Did Mick say where he was?"
"Relax - he's down at the pub, playing a few games of pool with you."
2007-02-21
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