Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill,
I
> have
> a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my
> presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how do you propose we go
about
> that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local
> Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle
Americans
> wear
> and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador.
>
> When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
> America,
> and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show
> admiration
> and respect for the hard working people living there".
> A few days later, all decked out and with the r requisite Labrador at
> heel,
> they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they
> arrived
> at just the place they were looking for.
>
> With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and
the
> Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
> Clinton
> ?" Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have
here.
We
> were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in
some
> local color."
>
> They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed
to
> drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who
would
> listen.
>
> All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
comes
> in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
underneath,
> shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door. A few moments later,
in
> came
> another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked
> underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.
>
> Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers
came
> in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled. Eventually
> Hillary
> and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over.
'Tell
me'
> said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under
the
> dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'
>
> 'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told
them
> that there was a Labrador in this bar with two *** holes!".
>
2007-02-21 21:25:30 · 2 answers · asked by gman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles