Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like ... coffee
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like ... computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like ... coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like ... remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like ... shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like ... vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like ... road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like ... soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like ... pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like ... old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like ... plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.
Men are like ... department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like ... horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
2007-02-21 21:11:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so you are the one that my GF has been talking too !
2007-02-24 00:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mornin` hon. Thanks for waiting, let me see!
You know I love these ones FAF and some are definitely coming to A+E with me. (Especially for the male patients who get too cocky)!!
I like the coffee one; no wait the ermmm Oh don`t make me decide the other eye isn`t open yet!!!
A * for you ; )
Tink x
2007-02-24 03:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent!! finally a womans chance to get one up on men lol
thanks for the laughs!
2007-02-24 10:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... the ladies love this one... hahahaha
very good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-21 22:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true very true,what about this
men are like injections,a little prick and its all over in seconds.
2007-02-21 23:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by binky677 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very good darling xxx
ave a nice day x
2007-02-21 21:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-21 21:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I see you've met my husband.
2007-02-21 21:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute cute
2007-02-21 21:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last one is the most true of them all! haha
2016-05-23 22:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋