I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
2007-02-21 21:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What terribly good advice.I am going to put that into practice right now.Mind you it could make me verbally dyslexic.
Ah what the hell.Here's to Merlin,Cardonay,Blaileys ect-
Drinks that make you see double and feel single!
Here's to wine.It improves with age and the older I get, the more I like it!
I am snending dis orn cos I hve find my inr pece.
Tankyu vry mcuh................
2007-02-21 21:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
humorous right here is yet another one a clergyman and a taxi driving force the two died and went to heaven. St. Peter became on the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'comprise me', mentioned St. Peter to the taxi driving force. The taxi driving force did as he became advised and observed St. Peter to a mansion. It had something you're able to be able to desire to think of from a bowling alley to an olympic length pool. 'Wow, thank you', mentioned the taxi driving force. next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged previous shack with a bunk mattress and a splash previous television set. 'Wait, i think of you're a splash mixed up', mentioned the priest. 'shouldn't I be the guy who gets the mansion? even with each little thing i became a clergyman, went to church on a daily basis, and preached God's observe.' 'sure, that's genuine. yet throughout your sermons people slept. whilst the taxi driving force drove, anybody prayed.'
2016-12-18 08:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Jonica, Jonica, Jonica........it's part of the joke love! LOOK at what he finished! All the booze, getting more sloshed, unable to type.....
I thought it V. funny 9/10!!!
2007-02-21 21:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! you must be wasted your spelling is awful,v. funny though.
2007-02-21 21:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by binky677 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes long but still funny.
2007-02-21 23:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-02-21 21:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-21 21:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time,,,,, please use "Check Spelling". Can't understand the word you said. Ok 10-10.
2007-02-21 21:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-22 01:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2007-02-21 21:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋