Q. What's the downside of a 3-some?
A. He disappoints 2 women instead of 1.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: What do you call a woman without an axshole?
A: Single!!!
Q. How is an ex-boyfriend/husband like an inflamed appendix?
A. It caused you a lot of pain and after it was removed, you found out you didn't need it anyway.
Q. Besides his dog, what's man's best friend?
A. His hand.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blxw jobs while they're driving.
Q. What is the thinnest book in the world?
A. "What Men know about Women."
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated.
Q. Why are men like commercials?
A. You can't believe a word they say.
Q. Why did the woman wear black to bed?
A. To mourn the dead prxck beside her.
2007-02-21 20:31:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your on a roll!
Hey no guy answers.....they just can`t take it can they??
Lol
Tink x
2007-02-23 02:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I like the 99% one very good
2007-02-23 17:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.. Lol..
I don't think men are that bad, I kinda like em' ha ha..
Kinda that is.. j/k..
Not all guys are that bad, especially if they have a sense of humor, but thanks for sharing.. had a nice laugh * he he *.. keep them coming dude.. you gots some funny ones.. *_-
2007-02-22 04:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you so much - that has just given me the biggest laugh!!!! I love it!!!
2007-02-22 04:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up!
2007-02-22 04:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by DixeVil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them
2007-02-22 04:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!!!! 10/10.
2007-02-22 04:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice...thanks..:-)
10/5...
2007-02-22 04:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and true............LOL
2007-02-22 04:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad :)
2007-02-22 04:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by snowcoveredtree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋